Team Information
| Player | POS | Avg | Hits | HR | RBI | SB | BB | |
| Jace Rodriguez | C | 0.400 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Jovani Rayford | C | 0.333 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Ken Spence | 3B | 0.333 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| Rodrigo Trujillo | 2B | 0.308 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Eloy Paredes | 1B | 0.250 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | ERA | Wins | Losses | Saves | K | BB | IP | |
| Lorenzo Cadena | 4.000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 9 | |
| Heriberto Akins | 6.882 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 17 |
Team Conversation
Shitters :
Sources: After the forced retirement of Amarion Echols, the Detroit Shitters would like to induct the first ever Hall of Shitters. Echols will be honored with a ceremony on Opening Day and would have had his number retired if he had one.
Shitters :
THANK YOU FANS
Shitters :
Sources: Lorenzo Cadena will throw on short rest with the season on the line, the Shitters are once again one loss away from another shitty season and their coach took the over on Cadena innings, which he is 3 innings short of reaching
Shitters :
Well folks it's Weinstein with the season on the line, can't wait for the 'thank you fans' post after he gets shelled
Shitters :
Weinstein at it again
Shitters :
damn that casino night really sent my team down the shitter
aw shit
Shitters :
shout out to Mustafa "Shitter" Weinstein for tanking my season stats
Shitters :
Sources: The Shitters new coach has been given a 25 year extension for winning his first 3 games.
Shitters :
Sources: The Shitters decided to have a casino night anyways and lost 3 straight games. Their coach has been fired and will face a firing squad at 3:17 PM due to his past transgressions.
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