Team Information
| Player | POS | Avg | Hits | HR | RBI | SB | BB | |
| Silver Dick | 3B | 0.375 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| Sweet Dick | LF | 0.375 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | |
| Large Dick | SS | 0.375 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| Speed Dick | LF | 0.333 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | |
| Farmer Dick | 3B | 0.214 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | ERA | Wins | Losses | Saves | K | BB | IP | |
| Large Nutt | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Angel Alfred | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Dick Dick | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Champion Dick | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Baker Dick | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team Conversation
Nightcrawlers :
they be dicking around
Bro this team cracks me up
The whole Tacoma braintrust only make decisions solely from their dicks smh
Yep
Vipers :
TF is this team name? All them players are Dicks!
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