Team Information
| Player | POS | Avg | Hits | HR | RBI | SB | BB | |
| Gay Dick | C | 0.360 | 80 | 19 | 36 | 14 | 11 | |
| Dante Armas | 1B | 0.313 | 62 | 17 | 34 | 9 | 11 | |
| Small Dick | 2B | 0.306 | 72 | 10 | 22 | 6 | 11 | |
| Farmer Dick | 3B | 0.301 | 56 | 12 | 36 | 1 | 13 | |
| Silver Dick | 3B | 0.292 | 61 | 7 | 32 | 1 | 10 |
| Player | ERA | Wins | Losses | Saves | K | BB | IP | |
| East Dick | 3.091 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 74 | 9 | 99 | |
| Baker Dick | 4.045 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 64 | 7 | 89 | |
| West Dick | 4.055 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 63 | 11 | 91 | |
| North Dick | 4.230 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 96 | 19 | 100 | |
| South Dick | 4.652 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 79 | 10 | 89 |
Team Conversation
Nightcrawlers :
they be dicking around
Bro this team cracks me up
The whole Tacoma braintrust only make decisions solely from their dicks smh
Yep
Vipers :
TF is this team name? All them players are Dicks!
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