BREAKING: Swamp Donkeys starting pitcher Eliseo Willis, 34, is being investigated by Franchise Ball LLC in accordance with the federal government for wire fraud conspiracy - aka throwing games - after starting off the season with a 10.80 ERA and .375
against. Willis is currently on year 3 of a 4 year deal, and Donx owner Piss Jug Man has sent him down to the Dominican Summer League as a form of timeout to think about his bad behavior. Willis' return is TBD.
BREAKING: Bourbon Bandits owner Bud Blackwell announced in a press conference earlier today that despite health concerns, he intends to continue in his role as majority owner and general manager. Per Buster Olney
UPDATE: Bourbon Bandits owner Bud Blackwell has been released from the hospital today after suffering a heart attack. Blackwell appeared in good spirits and even posed for a photo with the division trophy following the Bandits' clinching victory.
BREAKING: Beloved Bourbon Bandits owner Bud Blackwell was reportedly hospitalized earlier this morning with an apparent heart attack. Sources report he is alert and in stable condition, but it is unclear when he will return to the owner's box.
Bourbon Bandits players were quick to take to social media to send their love, while Blackwell's eldest son Bruce, minority team shareholder, announced the team will continue to play their afternoon and evening games as scheduled. Per Jeff Passan