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Bourbon Bandits :
BREAKING: Bud Blackwell has finally returned from an extended leave of absence that had fans worried. According to Blackwell, he was bitten by a rattlesnake and spent a full month surviving in the wilderness.
Sources close to Blackwell were unable to corroborate the story, and several pointed out that many details sounded similar to the 2023 horror/comedy Cocaine Bear.
When asked about the situation, Piss Jug Man was quoted saying, "I bet your fish head wife doesn't have these piss jugs"
RUMOR: Bud Blackwell is reportedly under fire for a photo that surfaced with Olathe owner Piss Jug Man. Blackwell insists that the beverage in the photo is NOT piss, rather whiskey to drown out the pain of the extra innings loss both owners suffered.
#FreeBud
UPDATE: As an apology, Blackwell has invited the entire ballpark staff to Cracker Barrel following the game, with the exception of the hotdog cart girl, who says Blackwell made passes at her. He claims he was just admiring those big, juicy franks.
BREAKING: Bourbon Bandits owner Bud Blackwell has been ejected from his luxury suite at a road game after making obscene gestures towards the umpire. It was also reported that he attempted to bribe ballpark security with Cracker Barrel gift cards.
