Player Salaries
Tacoma Raging Dicks players by salary
| Player | Salary |
| Large Dick | $600,000 |
| Gay Dick | $600,000 |
| Speed Dick | $600,000 |
| Large Nutt | $600,000 |
| Sweet Dick | $600,000 |
| Dick Dick | $600,000 |
| Davon Garber | $600,000 |
| Long Dick | $600,000 |
| North Dick | $600,000 |
| Baker Dick | $600,000 |
| Silver Dick | $600,000 |
| Brown Dick | $600,000 |
| Small Dick | $600,000 |
| South Dick | $600,000 |
| Blue Dick | $600,000 |
| Dick Head | $600,000 |
| Farmer Dick | $600,000 |
| Lord Dick | $600,000 |
| Mateo Levesque | $600,000 |
| East Dick | $600,000 |
| Champion Dick | $600,000 |
| Angel Alfred | $600,000 |
| Southern Dick | $600,000 |
| Dashawn Baldridge | $300,000 |
| West Dick | $300,000 |
| Dante Armas | $300,000 |
| Al Curry | $300,000 |
